i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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