That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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