love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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