Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my sisters under your porch take her home
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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