What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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