:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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