I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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