i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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