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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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