that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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