I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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