we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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