Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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