when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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