My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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