Its about making memories worth repressing
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just want to make out with him forever
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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