her vagine was all disorganized.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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