i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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