PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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