carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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