Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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