he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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