YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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