there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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