It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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