Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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