Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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