My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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