After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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