we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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