its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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