worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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