he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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