And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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