I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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