I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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