Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The Olympian is in my bed
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
