i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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