Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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