You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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