Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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