if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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