did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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