You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
