if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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