Are we in a gay sports bar?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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