bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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