I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
its not stalking. its research.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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