My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Mom said you looked used
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
