It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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