When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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