All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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