i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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