Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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