This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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