I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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