I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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