terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We need a shit load of segways right now
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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