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(361): View more from Texas

One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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(407): View more from Florida

i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday

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(817): View more from Texas

When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....

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(732): View more from New Jersey

hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".

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(315): View more from New York

I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.

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